Dear Drivers of Hertfordshire
Jul. 25th, 2012 08:52 amI know that you are pulling out of your flat's drive onto the main road, but you ARE PULLING OUT OF A DRIVE ONTO A MAIN ROAD. Please to be driving to the junction SLOWLY, stopping with your WHOLE car behind the line, and GIVING WAY to the CARS ALREADY ON THE ROAD!
Driving up to the junction QUICKLY, stopping at the LAST SECOND, with your nose in THE ROAD WHERE I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I HADN'T SWERVED VIOLENTLY TO AVOID YOU BECAUSE IT LOOKED FOR ALL THE WORLD LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO JUST PULL INTO THE ROAD AND WE WOULD HAVE COLLIDED makes for a ratty and shaking Di, and Di doesn't like that.
Thank you.
Driving up to the junction QUICKLY, stopping at the LAST SECOND, with your nose in THE ROAD WHERE I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I HADN'T SWERVED VIOLENTLY TO AVOID YOU BECAUSE IT LOOKED FOR ALL THE WORLD LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO JUST PULL INTO THE ROAD AND WE WOULD HAVE COLLIDED makes for a ratty and shaking Di, and Di doesn't like that.
Thank you.